When is the appropriate time to tell your partner that their swimming costume has become see-through? Yesterday this was exactly the position I found myself in. LSP and I went swimming and we had not been for over a week as we have been very busy. Now, I had forgotten to take my costume out of the bag and so i was faced with a very wet and cold swimming costume to put on. LSP remarked about how the elastic on her swimming costume was starting to go.
Neither of us had any idea that the lack of elastic would result in the costume becoming invisible. now it did not happen straight away when she put it on as I would have noticed. It was however the action of swimming that relaxed the costume and made it see-through.
Had we have just been in and out of the pool, then that would have been ok. but we went for a jacuzzi, It was as we were walking in to the jacuzzi that I realised what had happened. The jacuzzi is on the opposite side of the room to the changing room. The sensible thing would have been to not mention it until we got back to the changing room. I am not always sensible and It just came out, I had said the words before the internal brake could go on. "Your Swimming costume is invisible".
"what do you mean invisible?"
"I can see through it"
"what can you see?!"
I then explained what I could see..... (luckily the most essential parts remained covered)
"Why did you tell me?" " I have to walk back to the changing room"
"I could not help it"
Now LSP is quite a modest person, she dress's modestly and does not show her body off. I however am much more brazen so if it had happened to me it would not have been as funny. Yes I did find it quite amusing.
Once our time in the Jacuzzi had finished and the bubbles had ran out. LSP walked bravely to the changing room. Head held high like she did not know. Just like and Empress. x
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3 comments:
Poor LSP, I hope she has got over her trauma!!
Helenxx
The thought of A as an Empress is really very appealing!! Poor her, I bet she was mortified!! You could have gone and got her a towel, you meanie xxx
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